I would say I can;t believe you included a commercial

Except I can.

Last week we heard the sounds of Michael Jackson as your Top 4 brought you several of his biggest hits.. now it all comes down to you, Universe-ers, you have all voted and the results are in! Are you ready to find out your Top 3?! Get ready, because...

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Thank you for joining us tonight as we reveal the results of your voting. Tonight, Mandy, Mark, Larry or Eric will be leaving us tonight. While this may be the end of the road for one of your Idols, it is the continuation for 3 of them on their journey to become the next Stonewall Idol!

So without further delay, here are your results.

Sparkie, can you please step forward... Last week you sang one of MJ's biggest hits, "Bad". Was this a "bad"choice in condemning yourself due to the song title?... Well... the Universe did not think so! YOU ARE IN OUR TOP 3! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

One down, 3 to go...

Eric, will you please step forward... Last week you sang one of MJ's hits from his Jackson 5 days, "Blame it on the Boogie". Will you be blaming your departure tonight on this boogie?... NOPE... CONGRATULATIONS!!!! YOU ARE ALSO IN OUR TOP 3

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s it for tonight folks! Join us on the next episode where your Top 3 will debut their STO inspired parodies! This is your host, Brandon, signing off from subspace. Have a great night!

Yep, definitely dumbest criminal. I am surprised he didn't get laughed at when trying to hold up a store.

I just thought it was funny that the reporters on a couple of spots kept referring to it as star trek sword. They could have at least looked it up and and found the right name.

Oh this is fantastic! What a pain it was figuring times.

I'd be happy to help with this.

Gets my vote for a spot on World's Dumbest show.

Eric, I think the Holodeck stories are fine where they are. As Nick said anything that is important will be kept no matter how long ago it was posted. The stories should be easily accessable as new members will enjoy reading them as much as we have. :)

Quick question: should those of us that have written stuff on the Holodeck move our older material to somewhere off-site, and just link to it in a master thread?

lol! Thanks Nick, I love you too. :D

EDIT: And wow, I totally just realized it said 'bad news' and not just 'news'. Now I'm really fucking pissed off.

Bat'leth Burglary?

I'm a bit offended, yes, but how funny it is to laugh at stupid f*'ing people is the true payoff. ;) Honestly though, satire is satire, never read too much into it.

I am, however, somehow reminded of this clip:

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Nick! You do too much. :P

Seriously, I like the changes. It's much easier to see what's going to be going on now. *thumbsup*

My question would be whats a down and out person doing with a cheap sword, probably stole that too.

Heya,

We've switched to a new events system on the site. This one is much more integrated into our social network system. It has some nice new features, the main one we're excited about is time zone handling. When you look at the events page, they should show up in your own time zone now. This will make posting events much easier for us.

JFYI:

If the times on the site don't match your time, make sure you have the correct time zone set in your profile. Go to Profile > Edit Profile > Edit Details or click here and check the time zone. If the times still aren't right, then use the Daylight Saving Times (DST) Offset option to adjust it manually.

A friend ran across this article today on the internet about a man robbing a store in CO with a "Star Trek Swoard" as the reporter called it.

Star Trek Like Sword Article

i'll happily help! there a deadline you want it done by?

Laeren wrote:

Naw, I just don't like it cuz it's saying it's bad news to be gay. It's one of the many bazillions of slights we get as gay people, that somehow we're "lesser" or "damaged" or "lacking" in some day for being gay. That somehow we're "less than ideal" or "imperfect" for being gay.

That somehow "straight" is the ideal that we should all strive for, and being gay means you have failed in some way.

Pisses me off.

This is why I didn't like it... Although I thought the concept was vaguely amusing...

Naw, I just don't like it cuz it's saying it's bad news to be gay. It's one of the many bazillions of slights we get as gay people, that somehow we're "lesser" or "damaged" or "lacking" in some day for being gay. That somehow we're "less than ideal" or "imperfect" for being gay.

That somehow "straight" is the ideal that we should all strive for, and being gay means you have failed in some way.

Pisses me off.

chemkarate wrote:

But still, that's no reason to go insulting me and saying that simply because I like to screw guys that I'm going to waste money on a POS computer designed by a cult.

I love you for this.

I'm rather offended by it, because it implies I'm straight for owning a computer that's actually worth a damn! :P I mean, yes, stereotypes exist for a reason, and yes, the gays I know have a disproportionately high rate of Mac ownership. But still, that's no reason to go insulting me and saying that simply because I like to screw guys that I'm going to waste money on a POS computer designed by a cult.