A Sithy Chrismas

My light saber twinkled from gems that I found.
for I knew he'd be coming for armor that bound.

I holocalled friends and left them in fear.
for I knew this day was coming near.

This force that I use it burns deep inside.
Fear isn't a weakness so I shall not hide.

I hung up the lights to look so sincere.
Then sat by my bay door and listened for deer.

I stared at the tree and heard in delight.
Was it true, is it him, on this very night?!

I tightened my grip on my saber to fight.
When my door blew open I jumped in a fright.

I swung with a hiss and heard a "Ho ho oh DEAR!"
Oh crap I just killed Santa here come the reindeer!

I ran for the escape pod and pulled it real quick.
Oh crap it's not enabled as I felt a hard kick.

For this is my story on this Chritmas Day.
When I killed santa and died by his slay.

So if you did read this and read in delight.
Then have a Sithy Christmas and I wish you a good night!

:voy: