Cal was born on Trill, a shy guy who failed the joining and so his parents left for Earth and enrolled him in Starfleet. Cal struggled the Academy as he was too busy playing Angry Vulcans on his PA...

I'd do something a bit more like: Hey, SGN! My name's Eddie. I'm your Romulan-obssesed Chief of Fleet Morale for Stonewall Fleet. I live in New Mexico with my three dogs; Tilly, another one and ...